Stolen from One Little Fish and It's Like I'm...mmmagic:
What would I say if I could say it totally anonymously?
I would say:
* Your complaints about your job make me want to avoid you.
* You're being a jerk, too, dear--not just him.
* I am afraid of you.
* I'd like to just sort of...not be friends. Without having to say so.
* I'm sorry for the way I acted for years. I was immature.
* Your money doesn't make you better than me.
* I'm really worried about you.
* You inspire me.
* I want your job.
* Stop judging people and people will stop judging you.
* I don't believe you're going to do it. I've heard the same story too many times from you.
* I miss you.
What would you say?